I beat super mario without loosing a life.
andrewmonday: I think I’m asian. Alright Teddy. You lie. hahah. Or you’re just a dirty skank. you pick.
Just saw this on someone's Tumblr
tamburina: This is their description of themselves. ‘i’m all about; $$$$, shopping, texting, my macbook, traveling, vintage, bubble baths, food, fifi lapin, makeup, late nights, classy people, iced tea, sleeping in, winter, pictures, humor, rainy weather, sun kissed skin, pecan ice cream, shimmery cheekbones, respect, originality, smelling good, kissing, smiles, good friends, journals,...
R.I.P Greg Giraldo →
at the time, my life just seemed too complete, and maybe we have to break...– Chuck Palahniuk (via somuchlovee)
bulimic: Time After Time l Cindy Lauper
girlonaleash: Flight of the Conchords- Bret, You...
Dexter is on tonight. Thank you God.
The greatest show on tele. :)
YAY IT'S THURSDAY.
andrewmonday: heylauren: Bloody hell it’s back, you dirty jews, it’s back!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aboybrushedred: Mama told me when I was young...
God you tumblr
Cunts sit here all day and bitch and moan about your lives. Fucking life sucks buy a fucking helmet.
DEAD PIRATE BABY HOOKERS!!!!!!!! →
Jimmy Carter. Is my favorite president.
He did the most for this country. He fucking started using CLEAN energy in 1971. What the fuck. That is not even a 1/5 of all the shit he did and is doing now! Dude is 85 and he does more for this country than any politician ever has. READ ABOUT HIM!
Nipples are the craziest things.
heylauren asked: Ahh I take it back, not literally everyone. I can't imagine a situation that would ever cause me to hate you.. haha
alyceinfuckland: The Dog Days Are Over-Florence...
alyceinfuckland: Round & Round - Selena...
alyceinfuckland: K’naan-Waving Flag. (via...
Game Developer saves the life of is wife and... →
Issei Sagawa tells how he murdered Renée...
tamburina: Issei Sagawa is a Japanese cannibal who murdered fellow student Renée Hartevelt and ate parts of her body in 1981 Paris. The following is an excerpt from In the Fog, Sagawa’s post-cannibal best-selling account of the murder. 11th JUNE, 1981 – ” I am amazed. She’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. Tall, blonde, with pure white skin, she astonishes me with her grace. I...